do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.
Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.
If you think you can, you might just be a problem.
THIS THIS THIS
SO MUCH THIS
OMG THANK YOU
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
One hop this time